A new low for CNN

'Someone's swiping toilet paper', screams the CNN.com headline in the 'Latest News' section today. Even at first glance, this looks trashier than the lowest form of journalism one can imagine. Having a few minutes to kill in the torpor of a muggy afternoon, my computer mouse willingly swallowed the cheesy bait. After all, I needed something to write about :-) So here is the piece in all its nine-sentence glory. Even the authorities do not care all that much. However, CNN does, so all is well with the world. I can take that nap now.

FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) -- Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.

Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.

Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren't even full, he said.

The thefts haven't been a big loss.

"We don't buy the best toilet paper," Buechel said.

He expects the thief to get caught. "Someone is going to walk in on him when he's doing it and we'll catch him," he said.

Courthouse officials are on the lookout for suspicious activity.

County sheriff Capt. Dean Will didn't return a call for comment Friday.